So today I went to work and I saw this life sized
Statue of an off scale enormous and penetrating
Sewing needle and I asked my boss why it was in my
Chair, and he replied, "It made me think of your sharp and agile pelvic
Dance moves" and I dropped to my knees and grabbed a hold of his firm
Hands and begged him to put his
Dancing shoes on so I could show him how to
Hip sway, but he mumbled about such things being
kinky.
*pondering*